In a county where cricket is religion, a true atheist is one who does not follow the sport. India is a happy country for cric-atheists because we do not have a self proclaimed control body/ bodies that claim to be the upholders of cricket integrity and holy cricket values. The Sharapova episode was an isolated incident by the way, and an independent body didn't make it it's life's mission to end her career. If they did exist, however, they would probably go on to vandalize all forms of cricket that is not test/ ODI. Especially IPL. "T-20 is completely ungentlemanly" "IPL objectifies players! You cannot trade them like cattle!" "The helicoptor shot is ungentlemanly" "Powerplay? More like Losers play! Amirite?" That is all the cricket jargon I know. The country is very kind to hardcore cricket atheists- people who do not watch the game even if it is an India vs. Pakistan face off in the world cup finals, and t...
Injurious to health if taken seriously. Potential NSFSP, read at your own discretion. Don't tell my mom.