How to write an online romantic poem (with an example)

Shall I compare thee
to complex and/ or contradictory ideas?
Let me put them in semi-complete sentences
with abrupt line breaks
and call it a poem
no rythm
no rhyme
chopping 'em up like a blind butcher in rage
fuck punctuation too
just fuck it
and everything is in small caps
such deep
much romantic
if only i had a typewriter
to type this out on old paper
then it would have been doper

Example:

you are the best
but you have your flaws
you are like toothpase
and you are also like orange juice
you are like expensive scotch
and also like 555 beedi
you are like Mia Khalifa
and also like not Mia Khalifa
and that is what makes you special
worthy enough of a generic love song
this generic love song

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