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Men can cook: Bored out of my mind peanut masala (vegan & gluten free)

Peanuts. The poor man’s badam and the bored man’s entertainment.
This quick and easy to make snack is the perfect antidote for your mid-morning munchies. You know, when it’s too late for a second breakfast and too early to cook a real meal.
Get some Haldiram’s salted peanuts. Or masala peanuts. Or grab a handful of peanuts, roast them on a pan over medium heat.
If you go the roast-my-own-peanuts way, make sure to remove the skin.
Finely chop one small cucumber, one small onion, one small tomato. Be careful not to chop off one small finger. That would be painful and unnecessarily messy.
Add a few drops of lemon juice.
Add a two-finger pinch of chat masala. About a pinch of black salt/ table salt.
Add the peanuts and mix them all nicely – but gently.
If you’re feeling fancy, add some chopped coriander as well.
Goes well with a stiff drink. Or so I’m told.
Enjoy.

Comments

  1. RajeshwariApril 9, 2020 at 2:45 PM

    U can have all the peanuts u want, i cud do with that stiff drink, hehe

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